I just read the most bizarre article in The Australian.
Here is deal. This freakazoid from Sydney was busted for raping rabbits. Apparently what started out as a fetish turned into a violent rampage involving the deaths of 17 to 50 rabbits. He showed up in court on Thursday and was ordered report to a psychiatrist, and to stay away from pet shops and rural areas.
He was caught out because ".. he had visible small scratches to both hands and his face.", and his bank records showed him making purchases of bunnies from pet stores all over Sydney.
Just when you thought things could not get any more twisted, this nutter named Lara Nettle showed up at the court hearing. She is the president of The Australian Companion Rabbit Society. What the hell is that organization? Sounds like an bunny version of NAMBLA to me. Jeeze. They are all creeping me out.
She gets up and goes on this rant about how bunnies represent female sexuality, they love sex, prostitutes used to be known as "bunnies", and the connection between sexual women and bunnies is obvious because of Playboy Bunnies.
Wow... she is definitely a couple of sandwiches short of picnic there.
Now as a red-blooded American male, I can say without a doubt that I love Playboy Bunnies. But I swear I have never looked at a real rabbit as anything but a fur covered varmit. Her connection between having sex with rabbits and reading Playboy magazine is very weak.
Here is another twist. The bunny-rapist guy is from New Zealand. I thought Kiwi's preferred sheep. Perhaps that is why he moved over to Australia?
You can't make this stuff up.
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